The large fence to or south! WARNING

The large fence W approved which will cost billions and be 700 miles long. I took a despairing look from the near future. THE FENCE KEEPS IN WOULD BE DRAFT DODGERS!! W's war on terror will reinstate the draft war on terror is by nature infinite as terror is a tactic and not a system or nation or some place we can bomb to bits. WE should have war on tooth decay. Seriously! I was in 20015 for a bit and it was strange. No more bleach white smiles. But after surviving the faminew of 2012, who can afford to be vain?

have I been censored?

last post was long and significant. It never was posted. OK TESTING 123

About that5 wall

SO, Dubya signed a bill authorizing the construction of a 700 mile fence between the US and Mexico. Guess What!? It ends up being a wall to keep in would be draft dodgers when W's never ending war on terror needs new blood. The problem with a war on terror , by the way is thast terror is a tactic, not a group or nation or place. HEY! Speaking of terror, I time trasveled backward, using the old method. Thats right, reading! It turns out George Washington refused to employ torture on POW's during the revolutionary war. It seem that the REAL American revolution was about Ideas and ideals. SO< not torturing was the American revolution. NOW here is what is really cool, you do not need to travel backward or foreward in time to join the American revolution. All you need to do is to embrace the bill of rights. So simple. Jon the revolution! Get a copy of the bill of rights and constitution and sign your name. Sign the declaration of Independence too. Its your country.
In an ironic twist (and im not a big fan of irony, but this seemed noteworthy somehow) The wall between US ( Estudies Unidos) and Mexico becomes like their great wall or Adrians wall, to protect them from the savages. During the great famine of 2011, Mexico's crops are not affected by the blight that grips US Agriculture.
MY next report will be from 2012 and be my last trip to that period. Its so awful I can only bear to glimpse into it.

life as an illegal alien!

SO, I spent last week in a detention camp, how was your week? Seriously. While trying to get back to 2037, I got stuck in a "Detention center" It was nothing but a field in some weird climate that shocked you when you stepped out of bounds. It seems that as a time traveler I became an illegal alien. When you tried to explain to the cops (who were agents from some new Federal program) they only shocked you and informed you that you were trespassing. How could I be tresspassing on a continent I was born on? to a future I was destines to? Anyway I hear the problem is now easy to step around. Some cool genius who programs in Linux mase an algorhythm accelorator that make the time nets the feds set up useless. The bad news is that facists from the present are trying to beat us to the future. They are easy to outsmart.
These people. They disguise themselves as Republicans in 2006. They are war mongers, fear mongers, hate mongers, and have the audacity to present the rteturn of feaudalism as some enlightened age of rugged individualism.
So, I understand that the garage gear head time machine craze is huge. For a day, I made thousands offering "Rides "to the future. Its funny, but its one of those things that you can build for yourself, and yet having a guide to show you what to avoid (like the detention center ) is a big help.
Oh YEAH! THE DETENTION CENTER! SO there was some funny sounding explosion, AND I MEAN FUNNY! IT SOUNDED LIKE HORNS, KaZoos, trombones and bubble wrap exploding! It made up all fall down laughing so hard that we cried. THen the border on the detention zone quit working and we all hugged and went to safer time zones. More soon. (Relativly! that makes me giggle!)

Trouble with psocids

YUCK! In my effort to make my time travel device more exact, I managed to bring some books into my bedroom. These books had awful little creatures called psocids in them and now my bedroom is infested. Im just glad its book lice not body lice.
I have been inundated with requests for time travel machine blue prints. Let me explain my machine for you. I sit under a totally ridiculous looking pyramid of PVC pipe filled with iron fillings, wearing a suit made of refrigerator magnets. I have an experience like time travel. I say like because IM pretty sure my body stays here. I "come too" and take a shower. Its gross, but time travel makes you sweat and drool. OK, Im going to set up a camera to see what happens when I time travel. Anyway, the upshot is that I can see the future. I tested this with some sports betting and stuff and KA CHING! Should I feel guilty about that? I don't!
Anyway, I am also going to try a gluten free, dairy free diet to see if that helps the head aches or not. I hope so. By the way I went to the future and went to the beach for a few days. I found a bunch of MAD magazines from the summer of 2007. The Satire of the future in the future where the satire was of the past. Same old mad magazine though. It was a few days there but only 20 minutes in my garage, in my machine. But the formula does not seem congruent. I was in a few days ahead and was only gone long enough to look at a paper, came back and it was 3 hours on my timer. Some sort of inverse relationship?
Anyway, I miss 2037. So right on. I will have to go back soon. Tomorrow IM going to lrn to spelll.

CRAP!!! Do not travel to the past if you can't keep your big mouth shut! Thats what I learned today! I went for a walk...STARBUCKS Everywhere...got on this thing...microsoft everywhere!!! Use caution !!!! it seemed so harmless.......

tried to travel backwards..

only was in the past long enough to see a few minutes of a drive in. I think it was around 1978...when did the original muppet movie come out anyway? Anyway people in the past were not so ho hum as to my time traveling as the sistas and bros of the future. So, by 2037 time travel is a silly party trick..to people in the past...well anyway most of them..they were upset that the Broncos will not win the superbowl untill 1999. I gave a couple of stock hints about Starbucks and Microsoft....who can it hurt?
Anywqay Im going to be up all night cleaning up iron fillings and trying to erepair my helmet.....

Message from 2037

HEY! Ok I just got back from the Year 2037. The event I managed to luck into was the inauguration of Jenna Bush. I know, I know I was horrified too! My fears were allayed by citizens who assured me that Jenna , now known as Sista PJ, would be a fine president and that she had earned the trust of the citizens when she turned the Crawford ranch into an aggie commune after the great famine of 2012, and that her fingerstyle guitar playing was superb, even being compared to the great founder of our nation, Elizabeth Cotton.
And it gets still better still CD's with music and art are the new currency, which everyone makes at home. And the new national anthem is (I believe I got the words correctly, but it was hard to be sure with the grand ammount of whooping and hollering and mandolin music) :
"If you burn my flag,
Ill just sew another,
so keep your eyes on the prize,
and get along with eachother "
Short and sweet, and it allows for more baseball time. Baseball is now played by people on stilts in lavish costumes who sing to the ball. And all the hot dogs are soy. When I get good at setting my time machines settings I will come back here often. Its totally worth the weird headaches and nosebleeds. I should try to get that under controll too....more later...which is weird now that time really is relative......TMTRVLR