Trouble with psocids

YUCK! In my effort to make my time travel device more exact, I managed to bring some books into my bedroom. These books had awful little creatures called psocids in them and now my bedroom is infested. Im just glad its book lice not body lice.
I have been inundated with requests for time travel machine blue prints. Let me explain my machine for you. I sit under a totally ridiculous looking pyramid of PVC pipe filled with iron fillings, wearing a suit made of refrigerator magnets. I have an experience like time travel. I say like because IM pretty sure my body stays here. I "come too" and take a shower. Its gross, but time travel makes you sweat and drool. OK, Im going to set up a camera to see what happens when I time travel. Anyway, the upshot is that I can see the future. I tested this with some sports betting and stuff and KA CHING! Should I feel guilty about that? I don't!
Anyway, I am also going to try a gluten free, dairy free diet to see if that helps the head aches or not. I hope so. By the way I went to the future and went to the beach for a few days. I found a bunch of MAD magazines from the summer of 2007. The Satire of the future in the future where the satire was of the past. Same old mad magazine though. It was a few days there but only 20 minutes in my garage, in my machine. But the formula does not seem congruent. I was in a few days ahead and was only gone long enough to look at a paper, came back and it was 3 hours on my timer. Some sort of inverse relationship?
Anyway, I miss 2037. So right on. I will have to go back soon. Tomorrow IM going to lrn to spelll.