timetravlr

HI! Im traveling into the future. Im going to offer reviews of what I find and hints for other time travelers....

Sunday, October 15, 2006

Message from 2037

HEY! Ok I just got back from the Year 2037. The event I managed to luck into was the inauguration of Jenna Bush. I know, I know I was horrified too! My fears were allayed by citizens who assured me that Jenna , now known as Sista PJ, would be a fine president and that she had earned the trust of the citizens when she turned the Crawford ranch into an aggie commune after the great famine of 2012, and that her fingerstyle guitar playing was superb, even being compared to the great founder of our nation, Elizabeth Cotton.
And it gets still better still CD's with music and art are the new currency, which everyone makes at home. And the new national anthem is (I believe I got the words correctly, but it was hard to be sure with the grand ammount of whooping and hollering and mandolin music) :
"If you burn my flag,
Ill just sew another,
so keep your eyes on the prize,
and get along with eachother "
Short and sweet, and it allows for more baseball time. Baseball is now played by people on stilts in lavish costumes who sing to the ball. And all the hot dogs are soy. When I get good at setting my time machines settings I will come back here often. Its totally worth the weird headaches and nosebleeds. I should try to get that under controll too....more later...which is weird now that time really is relative......TMTRVLR

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