life as an illegal alien!

SO, I spent last week in a detention camp, how was your week? Seriously. While trying to get back to 2037, I got stuck in a "Detention center" It was nothing but a field in some weird climate that shocked you when you stepped out of bounds. It seems that as a time traveler I became an illegal alien. When you tried to explain to the cops (who were agents from some new Federal program) they only shocked you and informed you that you were trespassing. How could I be tresspassing on a continent I was born on? to a future I was destines to? Anyway I hear the problem is now easy to step around. Some cool genius who programs in Linux mase an algorhythm accelorator that make the time nets the feds set up useless. The bad news is that facists from the present are trying to beat us to the future. They are easy to outsmart.
These people. They disguise themselves as Republicans in 2006. They are war mongers, fear mongers, hate mongers, and have the audacity to present the rteturn of feaudalism as some enlightened age of rugged individualism.
So, I understand that the garage gear head time machine craze is huge. For a day, I made thousands offering "Rides "to the future. Its funny, but its one of those things that you can build for yourself, and yet having a guide to show you what to avoid (like the detention center ) is a big help.
Oh YEAH! THE DETENTION CENTER! SO there was some funny sounding explosion, AND I MEAN FUNNY! IT SOUNDED LIKE HORNS, KaZoos, trombones and bubble wrap exploding! It made up all fall down laughing so hard that we cried. THen the border on the detention zone quit working and we all hugged and went to safer time zones. More soon. (Relativly! that makes me giggle!)