timetravlr

HI! Im traveling into the future. Im going to offer reviews of what I find and hints for other time travelers....

Monday, November 13, 2006

UH oh

I went to see my accupuncturist and shocked her. So, time travel apparently charges your body's electrical nervous system. That would totally explain why sharks are drawn to and often bite time travelers. This cant be good, can it?

Saturday, November 11, 2006

mind blown!

Went to 2038 for A library opening! The Library was where SOUTHWEST PLAZZA MALL Used to be. Rather than all my teenage haunts like Orange Julius, there were doctors offices, bike libraries, tool libraries, sewing collectives where you can make your own garments, MEDICAL CARE, and soooo many books. THeaters, canvases, billboards, broadcasting, all available for and to the public,,,,,,Dude I fainted!

Friday, November 10, 2006

timetravlr

I put my dog five minutes in the future for just a few seconds(He kept smelling the machine like he really was interested). Big mistake! Now he hates the doorbell (he might just be messing with my head) and time travel made him motion sick.

SO PETA IS Right about testing on animals. I should have know. Never again will I doubt celebrity animal lovers