10 things to cool for me.
1 my hair, I dont know where its going but its not coming back
2 Those 20 something kids on fixed gear bikes
3 Electronica musicians, who have asked me to quit coming and yelling"IS THAT FREEDOM ROCK?" they do not even rember the ad
4Ipods. Untill my Sony walkman dies see if I care, Apple
5. Europe. Though they might like me in Scotland, The EU has issued a statement saying not to bother trying to explain Euni` to me. Right back atcha France.
6. nightclubs. even when I was young they would roll their eyes when I came in. So I dance like A crazy puppet. Well screw you because I have a strobe light and plenty of Ktel records at home.
7. Wax Trax. but they are nice enough to be nice. Thanks Guys!
8. Hi tech snob racers, Kayakers, and outdoorsy types. Guess what? IF spending money makes you fast why am I passing you?
9. Birds of prey. They are too cool for everyone!
10. Stephen Carey. He is to cool and smart for everyone, but at least has the decency to tell them to their face. Congradulations on turning snobbery into a career Stephen!
Labels: Stephen Carey
posted by timemachine @ 8:01 PM
2 Comments:
At first I was offended, then I realized that I was the only person to read your blog. I'm sure it will up the hits on my name when I google myself though.
And now I'm working on beer snobbery. I look down on your PBR.
maybe this will change your views on apple! =-)
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