10 things im too cool for

1 Bahaus, but thanks for being so pretentious and bad that exposure to your awful music lead me to REAGGAE!
2 American Idol. Im way to cool to watch that show.Or try out for it.
3. Music sponsored by beer makers. Unless Fat tire/New Belgium sponsors a Cd. I trust those guys.
4. Spiderman. The really cool like Aqua man.
5. Aqua Man. See how pompus I can be?
6. Mainstream News. They report on Paris Hilton while our nation is at war.
7.Paris Hilton, and any celebrity at all. Unless they raise money for something I care about.
8. A Mini. Unless it was an old Mini from England, but then where the hell would I get parts? Just get a honda Fit and get on with your life.
9. Feeling like I have to compleet some top ten list