PORNOGRAPHY!

That's right, porn. That's what I am calling the TV Show GREYS ANATOMY. And its perfect! Its perfect for people with doctor fetishes who like to see six pack abs guys swing with model looking women. And sure, its all hung on a medical show with all the drama of life and death. But be honest, its a show about sex. Not cut to the sex money shot fake oak panelling gross out porn, but sophisticated pornography that is still about FUCKING. Who hasn't slept around on that show? One Doctor, the short black woman who is assertive and focused. Everyone else is getting it on in the cloak room.

Now, I'm not saying its a bad thing, this soft core doctor porn. Its gut wrenching stuff. But look closely at it. There are some pretty hardcore themes. Like Grey going over to Mc Dreamys (they have a lot of MCStupid names!) trailer for sex, then getting rejected and leaving AFTER the sex. Or the submissive/ dominant relationship that McSteamy (How porn is that name?) has with everyone. How about all the infidelity themes? If you drew a flow chart of who had sex with who it would look like a web. So, if you like PORN based on multiple partners, doctors and some subtle and not so subtle humiliation themes, Grey's Anatomy is the show for you! Millions of Americans can't be wrong! It's really good high production value porn!To their credit they did have a theme about STDs and people getting syphilis, for a touch a real life bacterial realism, but do not let that get you down, after all these are doctors and thus, they have great access to antibiotics. Hurray!
There was a group of young women at my gym who watched the show together, as a bonding ritual. If these had been guys, I and every guy I know would have made fun of them for being so obviously queer. "Yeah lets watch Grey's Anatomy and eat cookie dough." But these were tough women and if they did care what I thought of their Grey's Porn ritual, I am pretty sure they would beat me up. Guys can only bond over obviously straight entertainment like football and mechanic shows. Notice I wrote Guys and not Men. Real men can watch whatever they want with whoever they want and bond with their lover in real physical ways. That's right, real men are tartaric!
So If you or a loved one have a Grey's habit should you be concerned? How the hell should I know? I know all the story lines and most of the characters names. I even know their porn names like McSteamy and Mcdreamy and McLongdong. ICK! I can't believe I know this stuff. I can't believe MacDonalds has not tried to sue this show! If I was on the jury I would vote guilty. But that might just be my conscious projecting my own guilt for watching such manipulative and subtle hard core porn. Hey let he who has not sinned cast the first stone. (by the way, when Jesus said this he did not mean to give a toddler a pebble to throw as a formality)