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PAGEANTRY- definition 3 from American Heritage- Empty pomp or show; flashy display

I just heard the CU Vs. CSU football game advertised, and they promised pageantry. I have not been to a college football game since the Air Force quit giving free tickets to our Scout troop.

But, boy could I go for some pageantry! Footballers rolled in glitter, referees with over sized novelty whistles, nasty cheer leading dances, mascots run amok, a halftime show where the infield is flooded and boats fight! Maybe Rome fell because their circuses we not imaginative enough!

I demand a candidate who promises better bread and circuses! And I know this sounds picky, but if the bread could be Gluten free, it would be a HUGE HELP!