the sacred and the profane

So I overheard that peculiar expression today...Mutha fukah. This expression was and is still one of the most shocking things that anyone can say. Our society has become so desensatized to shock however that we think nothing of it when the waitperson at IHOP cheerfully greets us and asks "how would you like some mother fucking pancakes?" We of course respond "thats what we are here for, a nice hot plate of ruity tuti fresh and fruity mother fucking pancakes." Yes, this happened just this morning to me and I was shocked at my own language. Mother Fucking Shocked!

It seems like the ultimate shock combination. The Sacred noun, Mother, juxtaposed against our most shocking verb, Fucking. I tried some other combinations. Lets see...Noun Sacred then profane verb...

Pope licker

tree hugger (people say this like an insult, I don't get it!)

Christ Puncher (thanks Simpsons)

Buddha poker

Yahweh rammer

Ghandi flipper

God blasphemer

Krisna Cunter? oh just making up words now!~

Hmmm,

Dog sucker?

One who does unwanted things in the company of senior citizens?

Bear Fluffer?

Well, Fuck it! I am going to leave the MFing to Chris Rock and just order french toast at IHOP!